NO SHOW Ball
Date and time is TBD
|NO SHOW Ball
You are cordially invited to enjoy a quiet evening at home and NOT listen to the entertainment that WON'T be entertaining, nor the speeches that WON'T be given. You do not even have to miss a beach day for this ball. Please DON'T show up, but be sure to buy a ticket!
Time & Location
Date and time is TBD
NO SHOW Ball
About
the Ecology Learning Center
Proudly Presents Our First Annual
No Show Ball
You are cordially invited to enjoy a quiet evening
at home and not listen to the entertainment
that won't be entertaining,
nor the speeches that won't be given.
No tireless emcee with lame jokes.
No 'I'd like to say a few words.'
No feeling guilty if you can't make it.
No chance of hitting a deer enroute.
No need to blast your AC to keep your make-up from melting and no risk of your flip flops not matching your sunglasses.
No designated driver needed.
There will be no valet parking, no open bar, no music
and no squirting lobster juice on your neighbor.
You do not even have to miss a beach day for this ball.
Please don't show up, but be sure to buy a ticket!